Do you know what your shirt says?

Always sound town of record red zone OK! Well....OK?

The resounding response is "yes." But they don't know. Hell, most of the time I don't know because it's nonsense and that's what makes it great. I've decided that the international community (all 10 of you who read this) should get to enjoy too.

This guy is not impressed if you ogle his footwear. 

I'm lookin' cool in the whip. You dudes lookin' Jell-O. Obvs.